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Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant. She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.” She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra. Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves.
The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour! Donald Trump could have done better. Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent!
I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer! She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance. Sorry Heidi! She should stick to reality TV! Spencer made her look like a fool! You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT!
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For reasons unknown to anyone alive, The Hills star Heidi Montag has been selected to perform during the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant telecast next month.
Talk about hitting a low note in the history of pageants and music.
The god-awful “singer” will belt out “Turn Ya Head” off her upcoming debut record, Unleashed, during the August 23 broadcast. Across America and the world, remote control MUTE buttons will be punished with unprecedented force.
Access Hollywood reports that Celebrity Apprentice star Claudia Jordan, Flo Rida, Kelly Rowland and dancer David Guetta also will take the stage that night.
But the true star of the evening will be horsey-face herself …
Despite the new Miss Universe gig, it would be the understatement of the year to say that Mrs. Spencer Pratt’s singing hasn’t been embraced by the public.
Shortly after debuting her first single and video, “Higher,” in 2008, online critics slammed her on the web. At least the ones that weren’t doubled over laughing.
“Excuse me while I go vomit,” “WTF is she serious,” “LOL WUTTTT” and “give me a f**king break” were among the responses by The Hollywood Gossip readers.
Montag said, “I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.”
With the fake boobs, nose and lips to prove it, too.
She hasn’t been deterred by fan reaction, or by having no talent whatsoever, as she’s subsequently dropped the singles “No More,” “Overdosin‘” and “Black Out.”
They all sound similar and are equally terrible.
Heidi Montag-Pratt is set to murder everyone’s eardrums at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant telecast on August 23, 2009. Unfortunately for those in attendance, the reality “star” will be singing a song called “Turn Ya Head”.
The song is off of her upcoming album, “Unleashed”, which is set to hit stores on September 23, 2009. Mark your calendars, people. Take care of your eardrums, they are very important, and please, whatever you do, do not subject them to this hilarity.
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Heidi Pratt has hit a high note.
The Hills star, 22, has been selected to perform during the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant telecast next month, Usmagazine.com has learned.
She will belt out “Turn Ya Head” off her upcoming debut album, Unleashed, during the Aug. 23 show. Access Hollywood
reports that Celebrity Apprentice star Claudia Jordan, Flo Rida, Kelly Rowland and dancer David Guetta also…
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