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February 23rd, 2010
Original Article from PopCrunch
Last week she fake miscarried her fake baby, but now compulsive liar Tila Tequila claims she’s still pregnant. And she’s getting married.
Uh-huh.
“Yes, I’m still pregnant!” Tila wrote in a Tweet last weekend. “Yes, I have decided to marry the father of my child! Yes, I am still trying to adopt a baby from Russia!”
She later added, “Tila Tequila is soooon to become a Mrs Tila… the moment I’ve been waiting for my whole life! I’m so happy! To be continued…”
Tila has yet to reveal the identity of the child’s father. She originally fingered The Game, who labeled her a looney and swore he’d never even slept with her. We’ll just have to stay tuned to her Twitter account to find out who the unlucky guy is….given the fact that he actually exists.
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February 22nd, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
It was a big weekend for Tila Tequila.
The professional Tweeter flew to Australia, performed the most ironic song possible in front of fans (”Like a Virgin”), got engaged, planned a move to Texas and got beat up.
Shockingly, one of those statements is actually true. The rest simply comprise Tila’s latest social networking postings. Read, enjoy and shake your head over them below…
- I promised to “LAY LOW” for a while because I will no longer be “TILA NGUYEN”…..very soon… I shall be A “MRS” …… TO be continued…
- YES IM STILL PREGNANT! YES I HAVE DECIDED TO MARRY THE FATHER OF MY CHILD! YES I AM STILL TRYING TO ADOPT A BABY FROM RUSSIA! THERE! NITE!
- PS-YES I AM INDEED CRAZY! Crazy about life and crazy about my future husband and our lil one. <3 Sweet dreams everyone! muah!
- When I get back from tour, he & I are getting tatoo’s 2gether, then I keep doing my job, but once belly starts getting big, Im movin 2 Texas
- And since when was it ok to beat up on a pregnant woman? I got beat up recently, kept my dignity and God set me free. Im a lucky woman.
Last week, Tequila announced her retirement. We shudder to think how frequently she’d invent stories on Twitter if she were still active.
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February 17th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
She had a great run while she lasted, didn’t she?
But we’re sad to report that Tila Tequila has called it a career.
The professional attention hog announced her retirement today, hanging up her fake breasts in an interview with Radar Online:
“With so much going on in my life right now and being pregnant, I’m retiring from being a star in Hollywood,” she said. “Yes, I have seriously retired.”
The Tweeting maniac goes out on top of her sport.
She holds the record for Most Games Played with the Press and it’s hard to see any topless model ever exploiting the death of a loved one in the way Tila has taken advantage of Casey Johnson’s passing.
What will Tequila do with her newfound free time? Concoct more stories via Twitter, update her celebrity gossip blog and continue to lie about being pregnant.
“I never said I had a miscarriage,” Tila said, referring to her most recently contrived tale of woe. “I wasn’t feeling good and having stomach pains, but I didn’t have a miscarriage.”
That’s true. In order to be have a miscarriage, one must be pregnant – and there’s proof below that Tila was never knocked up.
Earlier this week, someone pretending to be a photographer emailed Tila and said she had to cancel a planned photo session because Tequila was pregnant and her baby bump would interfere with the shots.
Tequila wrote back:
Did we need written prood to know that Tila Tequila wasn’t pregnant? Of course not. But it’s nice to have, isn’t it?
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February 16th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Tila Tequila actually decided to avoid confrontation for once and end her legal war with her former boyfriend San Diego Chargers’ linebacker Shawne Merriman.
The NFL star and the … whatever the hell she is settled dueling lawsuits they filed against each other stemming from a heated altercation back in November.
The terms are confidential – also a first for Tila Tequila.
She may now resume more important matters, like Tweeting about fake pregnancies, fiancees, baby daddies, stalkers, suicide attempts, adoptions and miscarriages.
The one person Tila Tequila doesn’t want attention from.
Tequila said the football player grabbed her, choked her, and threw her down during a fight at his house. He said he was trying to stop her from driving drunk.
After she was pissed at his invite to join a threesome he was currently having, of course. The police investigated Tila’s claims but Merriman was not charged.
Not willing to accept defeat, Tila took it to civil court.
Tila filed a lawsuit against Shawne alleging assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress … in other words a pretty normal day for Tila Tequila.
Shawne then countersued Tila for intentional interference with a contract, claiming she torpedoed a business deal he had to produce T-shirts for Walmart.
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February 15th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children…
In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she’s having a miscarriage.
THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her “baby.” Who had February 15 in their office pool?
Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two…
** UPDATE: Tila will not be killing herself. The reason?
She has “been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!”
If this were remotely true, we’d make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we’ll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption “fall through” for Tila?
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February 14th, 2010
Original Article from PopCrunch
-John Mayer’s Racist Penis Speaks!
-A tour bus carrying the band of country music singer Trace Adkins was involved in a fatal car crash in Louisiana on Saturday….
-Lady Gaga is dating a single dad she first met in college…..
-Magic Johnson is in talks to purchase Ebony and Jet Magazines…..
-”Pregnant” reality star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after taking a spill in Los Angeles home over the weekend…..
-Alec Baldwin’s daughter, Ireland, called 911 thanks to “a misunderstanding,” says her uncle Skip Basinger…..
-Angelina Pivarnick — who appeared on the first season of MTV’s Jersey Shore — says her Facebook page was hacked earlier this month…..
-Fantasia’s affair with a married cellphone salesman could cost her millions. In North Carolina, it’s illegal to be a homewrecking hussy. Who knew?
-Jimmy Fallon’s Lost Parody….
-Julia Roberts got paid how much for her six-minute cameo in Valentine’s Day?!
-New York, where the rents are sky-high and the walls are too thin. According to BrickUnderground, two-thirds of all New Yorkers surveyed have heard a neighbor having sex…..
-Meet Mr. Gay World 2010…..
-Dystonia Cheerleader Hoax….
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February 14th, 2010
Original Article from PopCrunch
-John Mayer’s Racist Penis Speaks!
-A tour bus carrying the band of country music singer Trace Adkins was involved in a fatal car crash in Louisiana on Saturday….
-Lady Gaga is dating a single dad she first met in college…..
-Magic Johnson is in talks to purchase Ebony and Jet Magazines…..
-”Pregnant” reality star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after taking a spill in Los Angeles home over the weekend…..
-Alec Baldwin’s daughter, Ireland, called 911 thanks to “a misunderstanding,” says her uncle Skip Basinger…..
-Angelina Pivarnick — who appeared on the first season of MTV’s Jersey Shore — says her Facebook page was hacked earlier this month…..
-Fantasia’s affair with a married cellphone salesman could cost her millions. In North Carolina, it’s illegal to be a homewrecking hussy. Who knew?
-Jimmy Fallon’s Lost Parody….
-Julia Roberts got paid how much for her six-minute cameo in Valentine’s Day?!
-New York, where the rents are sky-high and the walls are too thin. According to BrickUnderground, two-thirds of all New Yorkers surveyed have heard a neighbor having sex…..
-Meet Mr. Gay World 2010…..
-Dystonia Cheerleader Hoax….
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February 13th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
The fake pregnancy chatter is dying down.
The abortion threats didn’t net that many headlines.
That stalker story only lasted for a day.
So, what is an attention-starved, talentless celebrity such as Tila Tequila to do next? Pretend like she’s on the verge of death, of course.
The former Penthouse pin-up bumped her head yesterday. It was so serious that she had time to Tweet non-stop about what it could actually result in. To wit:
Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night.
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February 13th, 2010
Original Article from US Magazine
“I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours,” she writes on Twitter
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February 10th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Lying about pregnancy is sooooo last week. The new attention-grabbing fad?
Inventing a stalker! Isn’t that right, Tila Tequila?
With buzz dying down over her fake baby, the extraordinarily troubled celebrity has resorted to a new story in order to remain in the news: someone is supposedly stalking her.
Police cars were summoned to Tila’s San Fernando Valley house yesterday, as they responded to a distress call from the reality TV star. She claimed there was a man in a car sitting outside her property and that he had been there for two weeks.
In a stunning turn of events, though, officers searched the scene and found no trace of anyone. But Tila insists she’s telling the truth.
“There’s been a psycho stalker and he’s getting closer to my door and tried to get in,” she lied to Radar Online. “He’s been sitting in the rain for days trying to say hi to me. He put his eye up to my door and was trying to peek in.”
Hmmm… we wonder if he saw her making love to her baby daddy in that case.
Last April, Tequila claimed someone broke into her home and posted messages on her Twitter account. Police were suspicious because the messages were actually coherent and full of truth, but no arrests were made.
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