Posts Tagged ‘satan’
May 19th, 2009
Carrie Prejean, soon to be the ex-Miss California because of her nekkid pictures circling the Web, is now blaming Satan for tossing her the infamous gay marriage question that has made her the darling of the religious right. No, I’m serious. I REALLY AM. Here’s what she had to say to James Dobson (conservative talk show host) today:
Dobson: Why did you give the answer you did with regard to the affirmation of marriage?
Prejean: . . . I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, “Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.”
And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.
Shoot, I’m going to start blaming Satan for everything stupid I do, too. It seems to work for Carrie, right? If Satan tempted her with the whole question on gay marriage, then Jesus must’ve turned her silicone implants into some kind of saline, right? Just helpin’ out here.
Tags: donald-trump, Entertainment, God, James Dobson, Miss California USA, Miss USA, Same-sex marriage, Satan
May 12th, 2009
Carrie Prejean, soon to be the ex-Miss California because of her nekkid pictures circling the Web, is now blaming Satan for tossing her the infamous gay marriage question that has made her the darling of the religious right. No, I’m serious. I REALLY AM. Here’s what she had to say to James Dobson (conservative talk show host) today:
Dobson: Why did you give the answer you did with regard to the affirmation of marriage?
Prejean: . . . I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, “Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.”
And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.
Shoot, I’m going to start blaming Satan for everything stupid I do, too. It seems to work for Carrie, right? If Satan tempted her with the whole question on gay marriage, then Jesus must’ve turned her silicone implants into some kind of saline, right? Just helpin’ out here.
Tags: donald-trump, Entertainment, God, James Dobson, Miss California USA, Miss USA, Same-sex marriage, Satan
Post from: Snarky Gossip
May 11th, 2009
Jessica Simpson is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair, and yes, you’re not alone in thinking “Durr? Whazza?” She’s got nothing going on except an awkward relationship with footballer Tony Romo and an embarrassingly stunted country music career that fizzled out before it even got started. Her interview is just about what you would expect it to be, including an oddly phrased statement about how she handles the media:
“It comes with what I do,” Jess continues. “And I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them…I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”
Really? Seriously? Well, I just want to know how she got on the cover of Vanity Fair, a highly desired spot, when she has absolutely nothing, NOTHING, going on. Did Papa Joe dig into his trust funds and pony up some cash? Or did she just strike a deal with Satan?
Tags: Concert, Country music, Early Show, Entertainment, fired band, jessica-simpson, tony romo, Vanity Fair
Post from: Snarky Gossip
May 11th, 2009
High school sucks sometimes. Prime example: boy finds date, boy goes to the big dance, and boy probably returns home at a reasonable hour. What happens? Boy gets suspended.
The lothario in question, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, goes to a fundamentalist Baptist high school in Findlay, Ohio; he had to get permission from his own school to go to a dance at another school, which is where his girlfriend went. Even after he got permission from his own high school, the crotchety, brimstone shitting principal of Heritage Christian decided to still make an issue out of Frost’s date. “England acknowledged signing the form but warned Frost there would be consequences if he attended the dance. England then took the issue to a school committee made up of church members, who decided to threaten Frost with suspension.”
Principal England also noted the following:
“In life, we constantly make decisions whether we are going to please self or please God. (Frost) chose one path, and the school committee chose the other.”
Yeah. This kid went to his girlfriend’s dance, and now he’s Forsaken (or something). In the section on pop culture, the school’s handbook definitely reads: “[rock is] part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people’s hearts and minds.” This could actually be true; when my 17 year-old cousin listens to Death Cab for Cutie, all she wants to do is get read the Riot Act. Actually, she just wants to go to sleep. She’s 17. She loves sleeping. Anyway, Tyler Frost is probably gonna get suspended and have to go to summer school, and he’ll be prevented from dancing, and thus, rising up against something. Findlay, Ohio will live to see another day. And because it’s Sunday: