Posts Tagged ‘nerds’
March 15th, 2010
Original Article from Snarky Gossip
Jennifer Wright, deputy editor at Crushable’s sister site TheGloss, rails against Cosmo’s latest service-y article on why we should date a nerd.
Why? Because he’ll fix your computer problems! He’s SO grateful to have sex with someone like you that they’ll never cheat! He will ALWAYS carry on intelligent conversation! He makes a shit-ton of money!
No way, says Jennifer, unloading a string of hilariously valid counterpoints including our favorite: Again, seriously, Cosmo, where are you getting your information? Yes, he may be super smart and making a ton of money. Or he might be working in tech support and living in his mother’s basement so he can spend his money on LARPing outfits.
Crushable, for one, does not want any cute-ish nerds — you know, those Jim Halpert times — to get too smug from reading Cosmo’s glowing endorsements. We’ve dated far too many of them to let them get away with bad behavior.
(TheGloss)
Post from: Crushable
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June 20th, 2009
All you guys can exhale now as the Olivia Munn Playboy pics have arrived and much to everyone’s disappointment they are non-nude!!!?? If you are going to pose for Playboy, shouldn’t nudity be a requirement???. It’s the biggest let down of the year next to me finding out that the little boil on my inner thigh was not an ingrown hair but in fact a life long but manageable sexually transmitted disease.
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