Posts Tagged ‘Levi Johnston Posing’

Levi Johnston has officially CONFIRMED he will be posing NUDE for Playgirl.
His manager has said: ”Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.”
(umm…Doesn’t he mean “full Johnston?!”)
Levi Johnston has been pretty much touring the country bashing his child’s grandmother, Sarah Palin. He has sold his “story” to just about everyone in the media at this point!
Johnston will be shooting the nude pics on November 16th, which is the same day Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah. I’m sure she will have something to say about this!
As far as the shoot, a rep for Playgirl has revealed they are working on some athletic scene stuff for Johnston. He will probably appear nude in a gym or ice rink (side note: dude played ice hockey).
If anyone has actually dated someone that has played ice hockey, then YOU already know they STINK! Not because they are just sweaty, stinky men, but because their pads are filthy, stinky GROSS! Those men STINK to high heaven! Levi doesn’t exactly strike me as someone who takes a shower, so I’m completely grossed out by him. Why would anyone want to see him naked?! Ewww! Just another attempt for someone pathetic to try and hold on to their 5 seconds of fame.
Man, I feel so sorry for Bristol Palin. Her dumbass had a baby with this jerk, and now she is stuck dealing with his bullsh*t forever! I hope this gives girls a reason to use condoms…or better yet… abstain from sex! JUST SAY NO!