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March 5th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
She is far from the most seasoned contender on Dancing with the Stars, but Kate Gosselin is already popular with the cast and has tons of fans pulling for her.
Even Jon Gosselin says he’s on Team Kate.
Now that’s saying something. The previous time he was aligned with that woman, dude ended up with eight kids, a midlife crisis at 32 and fat child support payments.
“Congratulations to Kate for joining the new season of DWTS. I am thrilled for her. She has my support and vote,” the douchebag wrote on Twitter, diplomatically.
Apparently in a peacemaking mood (Morgan Christie must have put out), Jon added, “Here is to 2010 for new beginnings and leaving the past mistakes in 2009.”
Amazing these two didn’t work out.
That was really nice of Jon, but if Hailey Glassman has taught us anything, it’s that his Johnson is two inches long you can’t always take what he says at face value.
A source close to the infamous father says that “Jon’s extremely angry because doing Dancing with the Stars will keep [Kate] away from their children for days.”
Moreover, “she still won’t let him have extra custody … nannies will watch them instead.” At least that leaves more time for a Jon Gosselin nude Playgirl shoot.
Jon’s rep insisted that the source is bogus, and that no matter what people say, “He’s happy for her. She’s part of his family and he supports her 100 percent.”
Who sucks more?
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March 5th, 2010
Original Article from US Magazine
Kate “has my support,” her ex-husband Tweets
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March 4th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston are both on the hook for hefty support payments. Will the former follow the latter’s lead and decide to get naked for Playgirl?
If so, the reality star probably shouldn’t expect a huge payday.
“We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style. “His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very well endowed.”
“Honestly, it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”
Ya think? That may be the funniest quote of all time. By our calculations, and from what we’ve seen (disgustingly), the going rate is about $10,000 per inch.
Eh, eh? Are we right, Hailey Glassman? Up top, girl!
PLAYGIRL BOUND? Will we see Jon Gosselin nude in the magazine? We can only hope, right ladies? Hello? Anyone? [Crickets] [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
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March 3rd, 2010
Original Article from PopCrunch
Sorry, Jon Gosselin, your peen doesn’t have six-figure selling power. The cash-strapped former star of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 has been offered a measly $20,000 to strip down in an upcoming issue of Playgirl.
“We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio told Life & Style this week.
That’s less than impressive, especially when we consider that the soft porn mag reportedly offered F-Listed celebrity baby daddies Levi Johnston and Scott Disick $100,000 to pose in nude pictorials. Although Playgirl reps declined to explain how they settled on the figure, rumors about Gosselin’s petite manhood are likely to blame for the lowball (No pun intended) offer. Last month, his former mistress Hailey Glassman publicly cracked jokes about the Octodad’s sexual prowess (or lack thereof) and quipped that he has the penis of a pre-pubescent boy.
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March 2nd, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don’t end in penises being posted on Twitter.
Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today’s Tweets.
We can’t say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin’s penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:
- She definitely posted a picture of someone’s penis.
- It is not large.
Gross.
In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon’s (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:
- This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He’s single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives
- This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get Burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns
- Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot
- Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON”T THINK SO twitterworld!
You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis.
Whether that’s really Jon’s c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.
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March 1st, 2010
Original Article from US Magazine
He’s been spending quality time with his children after being away for a month
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February 18th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Despite settling its lawsuit with Jon Gosselin and retaining his services legally and exclusively, TLC does not want the douche back on the air anytime soon.
Or at all.
TLC’s parent company sued Jon for breaching his contract and won a preliminary injunction against him in late 2009 before the two sides settled this week.
While the issue of whether or not to bring back Jon & Kate Plus 8 has been discussed internally at TLC, the one component that everyone agrees on is this:
NO JON.
SMOKED: Jon has been by TLC. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“TLC is done with Jon. They have him under contract still, but they don’t plan to use him,” a source dished, although it remains unclear if / how Jon & Kate Plus 8 (or just Kate Plus 8) will still be brought back in some capacity.
“The show could come back as a series of specials,” the source said. “It made the network a lot of money.” Especially after Jon began railing Deanna Hummel.
At least in the immediate future, however, the network has no plans to bring the show back right now, and is focusing instead on Kate Gosselin’s new show.
Jon? He’s got nothing going on. Terms were confidential, but the lawsuit settlement likely bars him from making money via other entertainment channels.
We just feel bad for Morgan Christie. She’s dating Jon for publicity, and between this and general lack of interest in him, it looks like he’s going to get less.
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February 17th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
Jon Gosselin may be jobless, generally lame and stuck with a stubby package, but at least one burden is off his back. His legal dispute with TLC has been settled.
“TLC has reached a settlement with Jon Gosselin and will be undertaking procedural steps to conclude the litigation,” the network said in a statement Wednesday.
All terms of the settlement are confidential.
“The whole Gosselin family remain under contract with TLC,” the network said. Hmm. Wonder if Jon played his last available chip and agreed to pimp out his kids.
While Jon & Kate Plus 8 remains dead, a source close to the situation says that the network “hopes they will soon be able to film the family again” in some form.
FREE OF TLC: Jon Gosselin finally got TLC out of his hair. No worries, though – the plugs and copious amounts of gel are still firmly in place up atop that dome.
The ugly legal battle started with TLC trying to phase him out of the show, which sparked his pulling the plug on the hit show citing an exploitation of his kids.
That prompted a lawsuit filed by TLC against Gosselin for alleged breach of contract, claiming that he was making paid TV appearances without their consent.
Which was pretty obvious.
TLC sought and won an injunction effectively making Jon STFU. Later, Gosselin filed a $5-million counterclaim, saying that the network damaged his career.
All water under the bridge now, though. Jon is free to go back to … whatever it is he’s doing. What’s the word for it … hmm … oh yeah, Morgan Christie.
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February 17th, 2010
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February 17th, 2010
Original Article from US Magazine
The reality dad will “remain under contract with TLC,” a statement reads
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