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March 17th, 2010
Original Article from PopCrunch
Maybe they really were high at the time, or maybe they simply held too high an opinion of themselves: the sort of arrogance that leads people to believe they’re above messing up the lives of their children – that the little celebrity mini-me’s couldn’t possibly have their school years ruined by an unrelenting barrage of insults and bullying. And all because of a name. A stupid, goddamn name. Mom? Dad? I don’t care how many lousy films you made or embarrassing albums you recorded. How could you have done this to me?
10. Apple born of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
No, this name didn’t come to fruition due to a love affair – or marketing deal – with iphones or Macs. Apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow and shoe gazing lead singer of Coldplay, Chris Martin named their daughter Apple purely by chance or because apples are whole, sweet and crisp. Yeah, when they’re not bad, rotten to the core, basically well past their sell-by-date. A bit like daddy’s albums.
Fifi Trixibelle born of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Any couple that names their other kids Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie are unlikely to have blessed their firstborn with a less freakish moniker. Fifi Trixibelle is said to have been named after celebrity activist onetime pop star dad Bob Geldof’s beloved aunt Fifi, with the Trixibelle bit coming about due to mom Paula Yates’ fascination with southern belles. That’s no excuse though. It still comes out sounding like the podium call at a dog show. They should have tried Fido Snoopy Lassie. Pedigree naming.
Moon Unit born of Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa was a legend, no doubt about it, but those same liberally consumed substances that oiled the wheels of his experimental musical output also helped him dream up some damn strange names for his kids. The father of Dweezil and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen first procreated a girl he named Moon Unit. Yep, barely visible through the herbal haze of the 70s, Zappa was the daddy of the crazy celebrity naming brigade, and Moon Unit set the tone for doped out generations to come.
Jermajesty born of Jermaine Jackson
This is our personal favorite. Whatever white powder it is that feeds the ego and takes it to new and unheard of levels of self-glorifying idiocy, Jermaine Jackson and partner Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy) must’ve been on it in copious quantities. Seriously, though, the ex-Jackson Five star is a guy who has said he ’sees people’ from the 1800s if he sleeps with the lights off, so he’s obviously one sandwich short of a picnic. Yes Jermajesty. Hilarious.
Memphis Eve born of Bono
Perhaps it’s small wonder that a self-absorbed rock star who named himself after a hearing aid retailer, Bono Vox, should give his daughter a similarly stupid name like Memphis Eve. As if in competition with his band mate The Edge – who named his own progeny Blue Angel – Bono went all weird with the naming of his own child. Was the baby conceived of an evening in Memphis? We hope so, otherwise someone should tell the U2 front man there’s no such thing as Memphis Day.
Prince Michael II born of Michael Jackson
We know it’s not really the done thing to speak ill of the dead, but someone – even a dead someone – who names their miraculously conceived offspring after themselves while adding the cheesiest of royal titles must have been a bit nuts in the head. Oh wait, that’s exactly what the King of Pop was. Freaking nuts. Prince Michael II was also given the nickname Blanket, a word that in this context somehow seems a little too cuddly.
Rocket born of Robert Rodriguez
Father to children who go by the names of Racer, Rebel, Rogue and, best of all, Rocket, Robert Rodriguez is evidently a film maker keen to preserve the really quite relentlessly repetitious alliterative qualities of his own name in his bloodline. And to do so while conjuring a host of boyishly action-packed images – much like the Sin City director’s films.
Sage Moonblood born of Sylvester Stallone
This here’s a classic from Sylvester ‘don’t push me’ Stallone and his first wife Sasha Czack from the Rambo star’s pre-puffed up plastic surgery face days in the 80s. Also parent to one Seargeoh, Sly, who went on to write the script for Rocky, appears to have named his second son (an actor who appeared with his father in Rocky V and Daylight) after one of his early pen names, Q. Moonblood. Who knows where the Sage part came from? More herbal influence of a kind though.
Kal-El Coppola born of Nicholas Cage
Receding Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage showed himself to be the ultimate comic book geek when he named his son Kal-El, which is Superman’s original birth name. We’re not sure whether the other kids in kindergarten would see the cool side of this before giving young Kal-El a few punches in the stomach, just to see if he could retaliate with his legendary superpowers. ‘He’ll be OK as long as they don’t break out the kryptonite,’ Cage is reported to have said. Yeah thanks dad.
Bluebell Madonna born of Geri Halliwell
Last but by no means least (certainly in voluptuousness stakes), Geri Halliwell, formerly known as Ginger Spice, who decided to name her own bouncing baby Bluebell Madonna. We’re presuming the second part of the name is an ode to our Madge, a real Queen of Pop. Who knows where Bluebell blossomed from? Frankly, who cares? It’s a dumb name. That’s all you need to know.
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March 8th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
The red carpet of the Academy Awards was not the only place last night to laugh at Zoe Saldana or drool over Taylor Lautner.
Following the ceremony, anyone who is anyone – and even anyone who is slowly becoming no one (hi, Jessica Simpson!) – stopped by the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
From award winners to former American Idol finalists, we’ve posted photos of the stars at this annual shindig below. Click on each to enlarge…
[Photos: Splash News]
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February 9th, 2010
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
You may dislike her because she stole Jennifer Aniston’s man, but we have a message for all the haters:
Get over it! That was five years ago!
At this point, especially when compared to other stars in her industry, there should be nothing but positive things to say about Angelina Jolie. She donates millions to charity every year, she doesn’t seek out the paparazzi and she actually gets involved in important causes.
The latest case in point: Jolie spent time in the Dominican Republic yesterday, visiting hospitalized survivors of the Haitian earthquake. She even met with Dominican President Leonel Fernandez.
Today, meanwhile, the UN goodwill ambassador is off to Haiti, actually immersing herself in the destruction down there. How many celebrities can say that?
Jolie doesn’t whine about the tabloid coverage of her relationship. She doesn’t Tweet about mundane happenings in her life. She even bypassed the Hope for Haiti Now telethon because she wasn’t interested in getting her face on TV.
She simply wants to help. Anyone that takes issue with this actress should look in the mirror to see where the real problem lies.
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November 17th, 2009
Original Article from Celebrity Odor
IQ Scale
Over 140 – Genius or almost genius
120 – 140 – Very superior intelligence
110 – 119 – Superior intelligence
90 – 109 – Average or normal intelligence
80 – 89 – Dullness
70 – 79 – Borderline deficiency in intelligence
Under 70 – Feeble-mindedness
James Woods – 180
Bill Gates – 160
Dolph Lundgren – 160
Quentin Tarantino – 160
Sharon Stone – 154
Steve Martin – 142
Shakira – 140
Madonna – 140
Geena Davis – 140
Jodie Foster – 132
And here are 3 celebrities with the lowest IQ….
OJ Simpson – 89
Andy Warhol – 86
Muhammad Ali – 78
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November 2nd, 2009
Celebrities on Twitter! Love it! If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale! The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:
Dolly Parton wrote on Twitter: Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good 
you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!
Will.i.am wrote: 26weeks#1…when is someone ganna knocks us off the #1 spot???…this is crazy…thats like half of the year…”wow”…(we are so blessed)
Dita Von Teese wrote: Packing my suitcases to spend some time in my new Paris apartment!
Katie Price/Jordan wrote: your all asking why hate me!! you obviously think ive done alot wrong so give me what you think i deserve then leave me be pleasexx
Perez Hilton wrote: Rihanna needs to fire her manager! Why’s she doing GMA Thursday when her album comes out in 3 weeks? She should do Oprah the day of release!
Lisa Rinna wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhh exhale
Amanda Bynes wrote: One of my FAVORITE songs from my youth is “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World…I just bought it again on itunes and I’m in LOVE with it
Audrina Patridge wrote: having fun in philly at the world series!!! i have some great pix ill put on my website for u guys:)
Khloe Kardashian wrote: Laker time!!! Wooohoooo
Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching my love Gary on Styl’D
Kendra Wilkinson wrote: hank n I are watchin our fave show ”family guy” n playin the old skool game “guess who” haha. We are random!
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October 20th, 2009
Original Article from Celebrity Odor
Seth Mcfarlane – Christopher Knight
Keira Knightly – Natalie Portman
Helena Christensen – Cameron Diaz
Chad Smith – Will Ferrell
Roselyn Sanchez – Nicole Scherzinger
America Ferrera – Jordin Sparks
Rachel Weisz – Kate Winslet
Zoey Deschanel – Katy Perry
Helen Hunt – Leelee Sobieski
Angelina Jolie – Megan Fox
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September 15th, 2009
Celebrities on Twitter! Love it! If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale! The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:
Demi Moore wrote on Twitter: And in the words of Sam to Molly. “It’s amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.”I love and will miss you Patrick.
John Mayer wrote: Taylor Swift is a self-proclaimed genius visionary that has changed the face of hip hop forever.
Jessica Simpson wrote: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!
Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching “Up” in my hotel room. Why is the beginning so sad?? 
Cash Warren wrote: Thanks for all the classics. RIP P Swayze. most popular I’ve ever been was the night I gave Roadhouse dvds away as party favors…cheers
Kendra Wilkinson wrote: on way back to hubby n babies! ready to play some classical music for lil hank on the plane!! 
Hugh Jackman wrote: Just met with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.
Kourtney Kardashian wrote: Great productive day! Went for a jog, meetings, store buying, looked at baby furniture with mom and little sisters. Family dinner time!
Denise Richards wrote: please pray for Patrick Swayze’s wife and family, what a tragic loss..
Ryan Gosling wrote: When chewing gum, I try to stay away from spearmint. It sounds pointy.
Giuliana Rancic wrote: At JFK in security line. 4am wake up calls r never fun. Gotta get back to tape special 1 hour E! News. LA…here I come!!!
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September 14th, 2009
Original Article from The Hollywood Gossip
It’s official: Kanye West is an awful human being.
A day after his much-vieweed outburst against Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards, celebrities from all industries have come together on Twitter and spoken out against the egotistical rapper.
Here’s a sampling of what various stars had to say about the incident:
Spencer Pratt: Let’s be very clear King Spencer would never do anything like what Kayne just did to a sweet soul like Taylor!
Heidi Montag: congrats @taylorswift13 on your vma!!! you deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when kanye west stole your mic! u rock!!!
Adam Lambert: Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain’t that deep man.
Joel Madden: WOW Taylor Swift’s first VMA and she didn’t even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man.
Kellie Pickler: Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f-ing balls bitch! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!
Earlier today, Kelly Clarkson wrote an extended letter to West, bashing him in every way conceivable. It was great.
Whose side are you on?
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September 14th, 2009
Celebrities on Twitter! Love it! If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale! The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:
Jenna Jameson wrote on Twitter: im starting to just pity kanye
Holly Madison wrote: I love Vegas cab drivers! they NEVER fail to make me smile!!!!
Kelly Pickler wrote: Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f-ing balls bitch! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!********************************
Rainn Wilson wrote: Got a yeast infection from trying to shove an English Muffin into my Urethra. Serves me right.
Pink wrote: Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her, too.Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA
John Mayer wrote: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.
Paris Hilton wrote: Boarding the plane back to La La Land.
Kelly Osbourne wrote: i just cant get over what KanyeWest did to TaylorSwift it was so mean but it made me love her even more she is a classy lady
Ryan Seacrest wrote: New Kanye- “I feel like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents. That was Taylor’s moment. I had no right to take from her. Im truly sorry.”?? kw
Katie Cassidy wrote: After a long morning I’m gonna rest for a bit watching Lady and the Tramp! Disney lover here…
Travis Barker wrote: Playin’ Bakersfield tonight and then home to my little humans for a day off, can’t wait.
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June 12th, 2009
These top 10 celebrities are related to Mr. Ed!
I have gathered ten celebrities that are from the family Equidae. These celebrities look very horse-like!
10. Jennifer Garner
9. LeAnn Rimes
8. Tori Spelling
7. Haylie Duff
6. Hilary Duff
5. Gretchen Rossi
4. Ted Danson
3. Lauri Waring Peterson
2. John Kerry
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
