Lady Drives & Trims Bikini Line, Crashes
Posted by Snarky Gossip on Mar.08, 2010, under Gossips
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Controversy of the Day (it’s a real story, we swear): A Florida woman reportedly crashed her car while trying to trim her bikini line while driving. We repeat: SHE WAS TRYING TO TRIM HER BIKINI LINE WHILE DRIVING. If there were a list of things you shouldn’t do while driving, we wouldn’t have even considered putting this on the list because WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
First of all, taking a razor anywhere close to that area is something you should probably be careful about, and therefore not do while you’re in a moving vehicle. Let alone at the wheel. Second of all, if you have to use both of your eyes and both of your hands to do something, it’s not suitable for driving. Common sense, people. You should also not put on mascara or clip your nails while driving either. Third of all, GROSS.
The woman said she was going to meet her boyfriend and wanted to clean things up. Listen, lady, we’ve all been there. But we don’t shave and drive. That’s something worth showing up late to do.
It’s kind of a shame that there are people stupid enough to need a warning not to give themselves a bikini trim while operating a vehicle. What’s next, painting your toenails? Watching a movie?
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