January 14th, 2010
Original Article from Snarky Gossip
Oh sweet baby Jebus, I wish this was a joke but it’s not.
Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up on the George Lopez show (which should give you a hint that SHIZNIT JUST AIN’T RIGHT) to talk about what you should do after a breakup. Eat chocolate? No. Slash a few tires? Nope. Get into cutting? Hell, no! This is the commandment that JLove giveth unto you: YOU SHALL BEDAZZLE YOUR VAJAYJAY.
Oh, yeah. That’s what I said. Accessorize your labia with some well-placed glitter. Sparkle up your clitoris with some Swarovski crystals. Shoot, you can braid your pubes and dangle a few dazzle-smazzles off that business! And then, after you get all Twinkly-Twatty, you take yourself dancing! Watch:
Aw, that poor little lamb. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT? You used to be so cute and sweet and, you know, not gluing stuff to your snatch. However, I must say I am intrigued by this new batsh*t crazy JenJen, mostly because I’m hoping that photos of the VaginaDazzle will show up on the interwebs, perhaps with a instructional booklet: “How to Snazzle Up Your Vazzle in Three Easy Steps”.
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