December 30th, 2009
Original Article from Snarky Gossip
Hey, yalls! It’s Britney Spears! Merry ChrismaKwanzHoliukah to yalls!
If you really want to know the secret to self-fulfillment, then you’re going to want to chat with BritBrit, because yall? SHE HAS FOUND IT. Here’s what she had to say:
“I’m learning to take better care of myself and not get stressed or down about things for nothing. I’m taking my time these days and not letting myself get under any pressure other than to just feel happy about myself and to work on my music. I want to show people I am a strong woman. I have a lot of great things ahead of me that I want to accomplish.”
LOL! Oh my gawd, does anyone else think that this sounds like a passage straight from a Dr. Phil self-help crapfest? Did she memorize this? Or at least have it written in Sharpie on her forearm?
I guess we should just be appreciative that she’s not setting her hair on fire or something. I’m sure she’s spending a lot of time in focused meditation, feeding her soul and improving her OH MY GOD I just can’t do it. You just KNOW that girlfriend probably has Oprah on some sort of hypnosis nighttime tape that feeds this pop psychology tripe straight into her underdeveloped subconscious while she sleeps. SPOOKY, man.
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